i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
tell me about the fingering
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