i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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