i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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