Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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