honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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