my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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