You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
where are my eyebrows?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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