Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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