And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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