he shaved USA in his pubs
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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