I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
