This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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