On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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