I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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