There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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