Your tits are I can't wait for
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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