She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
