I molested 6 butterflies tonight
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
how drunk are you?
Several
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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