you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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