wat bout pragnant strippers??
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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