i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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