in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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