She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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