I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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