Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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