the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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