The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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