should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wish you could order shots online.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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