i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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