I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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