We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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