why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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