the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My ass is underappreciated
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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