now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
should my penis look like a turkey
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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