At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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