What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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