worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
