Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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