$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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