Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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