lets start a swedish sibling band together
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
