she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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