Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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