If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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