jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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