Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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