Can Purell be used as lube?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I believe in your delicious
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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