There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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