the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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