....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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